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[jacfalcon]

Post some funny jokes here!

A man is very sick, so he goes and sees a doctor. The doctor runs some tests. Afterwards, the doctor says "I'm sorry, but you only have a week left to live." The man is not very happy, and he says "I want a second opinion!" The Doctor responds "Your ugly too."

A woman is talking with her lawyer after her third husband dies. The lawyer asks her '"o, how did your first husband die?" She responds, "Mushroom Poisoning." So the lawyer says, "Well, what about your second husband?" She tells him, "Mushroom poisoning." So then the lawyer asks, "Oh, so what happened to your last husband?" She says, "He suffered a brain concussion." The Lawyer says, "How did that happen?" She responds, "He wouldn't eat his mushrooms!"

There was a navy ship out at sea. The captain saw an enemy ship on the horizon and says "Bring me my red shirt." His assistant asked "why?" He said, "So, if I start bleeding the blood will blend in and you will not distracted." The next day there were 40 ships on the horizon and then he said "Bring me my brown pants."

There were two redneck hunters walking through the woods, one of them passed out from the heat. The other one thought his friend was dead and quickly dialed 911 on his cell phone. He told them that he thought his friend was dead and asked what to do. The woman on the phone said, "Calm down, now first makes sure he is dead." Suddenly she heard a gun go off. "Now what?" asked the hunter.

[MinaMala]

This is a blond Story,
okay, so there were two blonds who went deep into the frozen woods looking for a Christmas tree. And after hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blond turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see! I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"